“It’s not even food. It’s about as edible as Astroglide and made from the same stuff,” Bourdain declared. [On truffle oil] Stop putting that stuff on mac and cheese. It's gross.
Smoked Gouda Mac and Cheese
“It’s not even food. It’s about as edible as Astroglide and made from the same stuff,” Bourdain declared. [On truffle oil] Stop putting that stuff on mac and cheese. It's gross.
I tried to get into my house the other day, but I couldn’t. Wanna know why?
Because I had gnocchi!
"'Don't eat the apple.' It was the first thing on the syllabus." - Adam
"I'm starting to think I just buy bananas to watch them die a slow death in my own home." - Anonymous
“Liver than the Oscars/Extra virgin olive oil drizzled on the pasta” - Bag of Money, Action Bronson
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“Heaven has no taste." "Now-" "And not one single sushi restaurant." A look of pain crossed the angel's suddenly very serious face.” An excerpt from Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch I would like to say I'm completely self taught so I'm going to. To be…